Hope jokes

Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land

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Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!

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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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hhpr

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I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure

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this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON’T i repeat, DON’T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.

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A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”. She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer. ” I hope ya’ll that have depression kys you are worthless trash just kidding

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Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”

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To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy

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A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable

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My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up

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whoever took my anti-depressent pills I hope your f@cking happy

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To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now

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twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter… … from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it: 370HSSV 0773H All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter. One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

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