Hope jokes

Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

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Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…

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its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

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Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land

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I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.

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i love murder shows… wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day

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Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny? !?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

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This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

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Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!

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I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

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Hope this good

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Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!

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I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure

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