how it be when the new guy takes too long… hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3… 2… 1… bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
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Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????
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