Hope jokes

What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off

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Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”

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Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”

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so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!

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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!” mom: “no you can’t…” me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!” lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it

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My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up

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To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy

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Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think “I hope you get laid tonight.” By a tweaker with AIDS.

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Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

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this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON’T i repeat, DON’T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.

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how it be when the new guy takes too long… hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3… 2… 1… bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

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I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

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We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part

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