A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”. She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer. ” I hope ya’ll that have depression kys you are worthless trash just kidding
i told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can’t wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
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