Hope jokes

Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!

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how it be when the new guy takes too long… hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3… 2… 1… bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.

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Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye

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Hope this good

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The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can’t wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

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Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…

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i told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece

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I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I’ll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I’ll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I’m unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS

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Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

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Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.

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twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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whoever took my anti-depressent pills I hope your f@cking happy

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(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don’t have to do this class anymore. 2: I’m dying, finally. 3: I’m sorry, I can’t go to your party because I’m expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I’m getting checks. I hope for the best :/. These people who are offended by rape jokes

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Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

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My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up

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