I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can’t wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
My hopes and dreams
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
hello, this is Godlygirl26. i want to help people with their problems no matter what. there is nothing that god cannot do. i want yall to know that God is with you. not any of those stone or wood “gods” but a true , loving, powerful God. dm this right here and i will answer. hope i can help you! Love , Godlygirl26
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
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