me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I’ll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I’ll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I’m unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don’t have to do this class anymore. 2: I’m dying, finally. 3: I’m sorry, I can’t go to your party because I’m expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I’m getting checks. I hope for the best :/. These people who are offended by rape jokes
I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn’t notice. It didn’t matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
I hope I’m not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough. Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don’t remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop. PS It’s not for drama, it’s because you’re bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask. Thank you. Addison.
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
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