This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
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I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think “I hope you get laid tonight.” By a tweaker with AIDS.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
My hopes and dreams
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
Hey Guys I haven’t been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on! Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer…but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. “I’m so sorry,” he declared! “I don’t know what came over me, and realize I shouldn’t have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way…what did the chicken do?” ????
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
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