So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
Who ever invented school I hope you burn in hell.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????
whoever took my anti-depressent pills I hope your f@cking happy
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now
how it be when the new guy takes too long… hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3… 2… 1… bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
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