I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can’t wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
My hopes and dreams
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny? !?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
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