me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????
hello, this is Godlygirl26. i want to help people with their problems no matter what. there is nothing that god cannot do. i want yall to know that God is with you. not any of those stone or wood “gods” but a true , loving, powerful God. dm this right here and i will answer. hope i can help you! Love , Godlygirl26
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
I hope I’m not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough. Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don’t remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop. PS It’s not for drama, it’s because you’re bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask. Thank you. Addison.
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON’T i repeat, DON’T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
My hopes and dreams
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
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