So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan’t to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think “I hope you get laid tonight.” By a tweaker with AIDS.
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
My hopes and dreams
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can’t wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified. Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope! Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes. You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.
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