Hope jokes

Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”

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Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.

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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.

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Hope everyone is having a good day ??

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

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A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number

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Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson

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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off

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When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn’t notice. It didn’t matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too

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To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now

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(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don’t have to do this class anymore. 2: I’m dying, finally. 3: I’m sorry, I can’t go to your party because I’m expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I’m getting checks. I hope for the best :/. These people who are offended by rape jokes

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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