What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan’t to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Hope this good
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you’ll never forget! ( Btw I never actually did this irl yet) So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you’ll be sleeping.
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
hello, this is Godlygirl26. i want to help people with their problems no matter what. there is nothing that god cannot do. i want yall to know that God is with you. not any of those stone or wood “gods” but a true , loving, powerful God. dm this right here and i will answer. hope i can help you! Love , Godlygirl26
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
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