one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!” mom: “no you can’t…” me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!” lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I’ll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I’ll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I’m unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS
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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
My hopes and dreams
Hope everyone is having a good day ??
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
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