My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
I hope I’m not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough. Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don’t remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop. PS It’s not for drama, it’s because you’re bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask. Thank you. Addison.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
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