Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you’ll never forget! ( Btw I never actually did this irl yet) So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you’ll be sleeping.
(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don’t have to do this class anymore. 2: I’m dying, finally. 3: I’m sorry, I can’t go to your party because I’m expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I’m getting checks. I hope for the best :/. These people who are offended by rape jokes
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Who ever invented school I hope you burn in hell.
I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
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Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
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