What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
how it be when the new guy takes too long… hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3… 2… 1… bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
I hope death is a woman That way she’ll never look at me twice
i love murder shows… wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
hello, this is Godlygirl26. i want to help people with their problems no matter what. there is nothing that god cannot do. i want yall to know that God is with you. not any of those stone or wood “gods” but a true , loving, powerful God. dm this right here and i will answer. hope i can help you! Love , Godlygirl26
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
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