I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified. Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope! Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes. You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.
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Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
Hope everyone is having a good day ??
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
i love murder shows… wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you’ll never forget! ( Btw I never actually did this irl yet) So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you’ll be sleeping.
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
i told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
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