Hope jokes

Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye

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i told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece

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Hope everyone is having a good day ??

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Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short

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I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????

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To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now

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What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’

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I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.

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Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land

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A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable

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This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

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hello, this is Godlygirl26. i want to help people with their problems no matter what. there is nothing that god cannot do. i want yall to know that God is with you. not any of those stone or wood “gods” but a true , loving, powerful God. dm this right here and i will answer. hope i can help you! Love , Godlygirl26

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down

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(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don’t have to do this class anymore. 2: I’m dying, finally. 3: I’m sorry, I can’t go to your party because I’m expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I’m getting checks. I hope for the best :/. These people who are offended by rape jokes

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