how it be when the new guy takes too long… hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3… 2… 1… bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!????
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn’t notice. It didn’t matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny? !?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
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