Hope jokes

A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!????

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !

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(Jokes for people with cancer) 1: I wish my cancer could kill me quicker so I don’t have to do this class anymore. 2: I’m dying, finally. 3: I’m sorry, I can’t go to your party because I’m expected to be dead by then. On a serious note, I might actually have cancer and I’m getting checks. I hope for the best :/. These people who are offended by rape jokes

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Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!

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A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number

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hello, this is Godlygirl26. i want to help people with their problems no matter what. there is nothing that god cannot do. i want yall to know that God is with you. not any of those stone or wood “gods” but a true , loving, powerful God. dm this right here and i will answer. hope i can help you! Love , Godlygirl26

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Hey Guys I haven’t been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on! Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3

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What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’

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Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think “I hope you get laid tonight.” By a tweaker with AIDS.

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Hope everyone is having a good day ??

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To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn’t notice. It didn’t matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too

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I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.

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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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