Hope jokes

Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

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Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short

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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!

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I hope death is a girl that way it’ll never come for me. Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she’d die

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Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now

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Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you’ll never forget! ( Btw I never actually did this irl yet) So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you’ll be sleeping.

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Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”

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I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.

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I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.

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I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????

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twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker

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