Hope jokes

You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!

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me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

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I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

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My hopes and dreams

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I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure

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I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????

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i told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece

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To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy

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One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer…but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. “I’m so sorry,” he declared! “I don’t know what came over me, and realize I shouldn’t have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way…what did the chicken do?” ????

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Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now

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Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.

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Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????