When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn’t notice. It didn’t matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can’t wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
I hope death is a woman That way she’ll never look at me twice
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!” mom: “no you can’t…” me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!” lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
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