I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I’ll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I’ll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I’m unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS
I hope death is a girl that way it’ll never come for me. Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she’d die
its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer…but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. “I’m so sorry,” he declared! “I don’t know what came over me, and realize I shouldn’t have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way…what did the chicken do?” ????
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
i love murder shows… wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
Hey Guys I haven’t been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on! Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
My hopes and dreams
Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
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