Hope jokes

My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !

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After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter… … from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it: 370HSSV 0773H All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter. One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

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Hope this good

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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure

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I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.

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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off

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Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…

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I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.

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I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land