My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny? !?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????
I hope death is a girl that way it’ll never come for me. Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she’d die
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