Hope jokes

I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…

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Hope everyone is having a good day ??

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There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!

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This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”

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twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.

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My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !

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What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.

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this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON’T i repeat, DON’T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.

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Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”

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Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.

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I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

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Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land

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I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})

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