Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”. She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer. ” I hope ya’ll that have depression kys you are worthless trash just kidding
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you’ll never forget! ( Btw I never actually did this irl yet) So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you’ll be sleeping.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!????
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
i told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
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