The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can’t wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
Hope this good
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
how it be when the new guy takes too long… hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3… 2… 1… bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy
Hope everyone is having a good day ??
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I’m not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don’t have to read this! So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y’all!!!
Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
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