My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
whoever took my anti-depressent pills I hope your f@cking happy
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, “there is a zebra crossing up the road”, he said, “I hope he is having better luck than I am”.
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!????
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
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