twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
Who ever invented school I hope you burn in hell.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner The joke is I new right after she said I’ll call you She was lying to me, not surprised even a little The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call , but did I really think she was going to, I’ll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place, I think it was just to prove I was right , I’m unwanted LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker
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