One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer…but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. “I’m so sorry,” he declared! “I don’t know what came over me, and realize I shouldn’t have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way…what did the chicken do?” ????
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Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!????
i told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified. Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope! Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes. You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
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Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny? !?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
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