People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…
Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny? !?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
i told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can’t wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan’t to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now
I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
Who ever invented school I hope you burn in hell.
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