Hope jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson

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I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????

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So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan’t to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!

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Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short

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“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker

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me and my suicidal friend are close, so i took him to the mall to treat him. we bought snacks, a new controller for his xbox and a led lights for him room to hopefully brighten his mood. after we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.

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To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy

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What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off

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I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.

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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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Hope this good

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON’T i repeat, DON’T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.

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I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure

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We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part

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