People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
i love murder shows… wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny? !?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
Hey Guys I haven’t been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on! Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”. She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer. ” I hope ya’ll that have depression kys you are worthless trash just kidding
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