Hope jokes

I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

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I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.

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A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!????

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whoever took my anti-depressent pills I hope your f@cking happy

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To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, “there is a zebra crossing up the road”, he said, “I hope he is having better luck than I am”.

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Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short

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Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!

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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure

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I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.

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Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you’ll never forget! ( Btw I never actually did this irl yet) So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you’ll be sleeping.

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The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can’t wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

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Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!

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Hope everyone is having a good day ??

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