A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny? !?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
Hope this good
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”. She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer. ” I hope ya’ll that have depression kys you are worthless trash just kidding
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This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, “there is a zebra crossing up the road”, he said, “I hope he is having better luck than I am”.
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