I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
how it be when the new guy takes too long… hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3… 2… 1… bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer…but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. “I’m so sorry,” he declared! “I don’t know what came over me, and realize I shouldn’t have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way…what did the chicken do?” ????
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.
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