i love murder shows… wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????
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