Hope jokes

I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that

I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

Hey Guys I haven’t been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on! Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3

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Hope everyone is having a good day ??

I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I’m not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don’t have to read this! So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y’all!!!

After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter… … from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it: 370HSSV 0773H All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter. One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy

To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now

Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!

Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…

Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.