Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you’ll never forget! ( Btw I never actually did this irl yet) So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you’ll be sleeping.
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
My hopes and dreams
I was given my Electronics test today. Turns out it was given to me cauz I have the same name as someone who got 54/59. I actually got my hopes up too.
one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!” mom: “no you can’t…” me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!” lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
hhpr
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
i love murder shows… wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
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