So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan’t to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
I hope I’m not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough. Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don’t remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop. PS It’s not for drama, it’s because you’re bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask. Thank you. Addison.
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
This Dwarf was being mean to me so I said “when you get home I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you.”
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
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