Hope jokes

To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now

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Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny? !?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

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hhpr

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A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.

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What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’

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My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !

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so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

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A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!

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The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can’t wait to leave England and live in Scotland.

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one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!” mom: “no you can’t…” me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!” lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it

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Hope everyone is having a good day ??

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I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

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