Hope jokes

To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

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hhpr

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I hope I’m not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough. Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don’t remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop. PS It’s not for drama, it’s because you’re bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask. Thank you. Addison.

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Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!

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I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.

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What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’

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Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down

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twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.

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its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.

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Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”

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Hope everyone is having a good day ??

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I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.

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Two men are in a rainforest and one of them is peeing. Suddenly a snake jumps out of some bushes and bites the man’s penis. The other man says, “ Oh my God, I will go to a doctor immediately!”. He didn’t have enough time to load the man into the car so he went straight to the hospital. The man told the doctor what happened and the doctor said, “You will have to make an incision at the wound and suck the poison out. The man wen back to the other man and said, “ There is no hope, you will die.”

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