I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer…but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. “I’m so sorry,” he declared! “I don’t know what came over me, and realize I shouldn’t have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way…what did the chicken do?” ????
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you’ll never forget! ( Btw I never actually did this irl yet) So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you’ll be sleeping.
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Who ever invented school I hope you burn in hell.
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
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