“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you, I hope Scotland gets freedom I can’t wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
I hope you see this plugin, but if your listing to this I really want to give you a little more…
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
how it be when the new guy takes too long… hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3… 2… 1… bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
Who ever invented school I hope you burn in hell.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with “Hey girls, would you like some candy?” They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says “God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes”
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.
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