What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan’t to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified. Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope! Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes. You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
i love murder shows… wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day
One day, inexplicably, my talking parrot started insulting me. He called me an idiot, a fool, a jerk, stupid, and a variety of other nasty names. I warned the squawker to cease, but to no avian avail. Fed up, I finally flipped the foul-mouthed feather-brain into the freezer…but after about 15 seconds, I relented and let him out. “I’m so sorry,” he declared! “I don’t know what came over me, and realize I shouldn’t have said those terrible things. I hope you can forgive me, and I promise never to do it again! By the way…what did the chicken do?” ????
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think “I hope you get laid tonight.” By a tweaker with AIDS.
whoever took my anti-depressent pills I hope your f@cking happy
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy
Hope everyone is having a good day ??
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
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