Hope jokes

Cremation: My last hope for a smoking hot body.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson

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twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye

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Hey Guys I haven’t been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on! Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3

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hhpr

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Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land

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Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????

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whoever took my anti-depressent pills I hope your f@cking happy

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Hope this good

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We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part

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Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.

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I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.

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I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified. Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope! Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes. You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.

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so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and htm title=' if u see dis u going down andrew!'>i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!

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