Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing nappies/diapers”. She replies: “Oh my god am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer. ” I hope ya’ll that have depression kys you are worthless trash just kidding
I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy
What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman in a bath tub? One’s got hope in her soul, the others got soap in her hole.
Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
Hey Guys I haven’t been on in like freaking forever! Sorry. Anyways I love you emrald :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I hope your on! Love you all. Hope you all have a nice day, Best regards Koko, <3
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
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