My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
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We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Sometimes I look at someone I hate and think “I hope you get laid tonight.” By a tweaker with AIDS.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????
When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn’t notice. It didn’t matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy
There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.
how it be when the new guy takes too long… hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3… 2… 1… bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
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