its only ok to beat up an dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say your hair smells nice I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
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My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
I hope death is a woman That way she’ll never look at me twice
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
Any body have nothing to do? Well here is a prank that you’ll never forget! ( Btw I never actually did this irl yet) So tell your parents at night to come in in about 30 minutes cuz your legs hurt and you need them rubbed. So when they come in, pretend like your sleeping and right before they go out shout: NO! Then they will look at you but you’ll be sleeping.
I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears, people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that
one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!” mom: “no you can’t…” me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!” lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it
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