Hope jokes

A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!????

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My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !

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Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now

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i love murder shows… wish me luck cause im kinda hoping to be on one one day

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twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????

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People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids. I don’t think that’s a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.

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whoever took my anti-depressent pills I hope your f@cking happy

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson

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A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable

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I hope death is a girl that way it’ll never come for me. Your mommas so depressed she shot herself in the head hoping she’d die

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My hopes and dreams

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i told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece

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Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny? !?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

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Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down

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