A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!????
Hope everyone is having a good day ??
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified. Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope! Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes. You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.
i told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
Who ever is reading this I hope you have good day because I feel bad your so short
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!” mom: “no you can’t…” me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!” lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
Hope this good
Hi guys I am starting a gwen funny club if you wanna join then just type so here hope you have fun! Oh and also can be a Gwen name club for Gwens only!
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
Ok this is a texting joke this isnt my joke found it on google Mom:SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol Son:mom how is that funny? !?! i hope ur not laughing MOm:OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD
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