Whoever Stole My Anti-Depression Medications I Hope You’re Happy!
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
I donated to the LQBTQ community hopefully now they can find a cure
We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!” mom: “no you can’t…” me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!” lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it
Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.
You know, I got a SKELETON, of these jokes, all are HUMERUS, yeah, this get’s Under people’s SKIN, but I guess you could call their FUNNY BONE BROKEN! People try and hit me when this happens, luckily, I got THICK SKIN! Yeah, thanks for listening, hope you got these puns down TO THE BONE!
Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified. Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope! Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes. You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.
Friends are very important . I have lots of friends in very high places I hope the police can talk them down
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
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