Hope jokes

Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.

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My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up

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whoever took my anti-depressent pills I hope your f@cking happy

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Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I’m not really sure what to do so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing so hope you enjoy and you don’t have to read this! So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y’all!!!

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twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope i’ll get hit by a car. am not dead yet, i hope i’ll die. I hope i’ll born to a new hole life.

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I hope Stephen hawking was an organ donor cause I need some parts for my go cart While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said “Sorry! It’s been awhile since I’ve possessed a body.” She looked horrified. Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope! Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes. You won’t eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won’t eat a person.

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Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.

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I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.

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Never say to a orphan “ bye buddy hope you find your dad”

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Hope everyone is having a good day ??

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A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable

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Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!

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hello, this is Godlygirl26. i want to help people with their problems no matter what. there is nothing that god cannot do. i want yall to know that God is with you. not any of those stone or wood “gods” but a true , loving, powerful God. dm this right here and i will answer. hope i can help you! Love , Godlygirl26

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson

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I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????

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