Hope jokes

Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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hello, this is Godlygirl26. i want to help people with their problems no matter what. there is nothing that god cannot do. i want yall to know that God is with you. not any of those stone or wood “gods” but a true , loving, powerful God. dm this right here and i will answer. hope i can help you! Love , Godlygirl26

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What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’

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Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.

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Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

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this is to the girl/boy named Gwen: Are you okay? i see there is a bunch of haters but DON’T i repeat, DON’T let the haters get to you. i hope you see this and respon and that you are okay plz Gwen be honest.

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I hope there is a lift to heaven ?? I shouldn’t be making jokes tho ????

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one day I came to my mom and said “MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!” mom: “no you can’t…” me: throws butter out the window me: “look I made a butterfly!” lol this isn’t funny but I hope you liked it

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I hope I’m not a big pain, but Jordan C, please stop bothering me about my age! I know I am 8 years old, but enough. Then you make jokes about how smart I am and intimidate me because of my name. I don’t remember intimidating you for anything. So please, with all due respect, stop. PS It’s not for drama, it’s because you’re bullying me for nothing. I come here just to joke or be nice to people, not for the drama. So please again. Stop. That is all I ask. Thank you. Addison.

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Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????

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