Hope jokes

There was the person who sent ten different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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Dads are boomerangs, I hope. ???????????????

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Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.

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What does the man say about his baby sister lydia? "I hope she electricutes herself!’

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Did you hear about the man who swallowed his watch? He went to the doctor hoping he could give him something to help pass the time.

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To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now

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I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.

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Whats the difference between a Nun and a prostitue taking a bath? The Nun has a soul full of hope…

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whoever took my anti-depressent pills I hope your f@cking happy

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A man is standing on the side of the road, waiting to cross, when another man stands alongside him, the first man says, " I have been waiting to cross here for ages, its impossible to cross " the second man says, “there is a zebra crossing up the road”, he said, “I hope he is having better luck than I am”.

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We have I hope we have life we have God in Jesus Christ this is a good thing it is a song part

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.

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A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable

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When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn’t notice. It didn’t matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too

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