I GAVE UP HOPE AND I LIKED IT!! I TAKE MEDS TO FEEL FANTASTIC! (i kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thin you slice them-hope marie lawson
Roses are red, fishers are fishing, I really hope, you’ll be reported missing.
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
I hope you forget your password to something only to send something to an email that you also forgot the password to.
I hope death is a women. That way she’ll never come for me.
I hope death is a woman That way she’ll never look at me twice
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant. After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!” She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?” To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”
Hope everyone is having a good day ??
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
To the guy who stole my depression medication, I hope you’re happy
Your’e moama is so funey looking that when the doctor called her he said never visit me againe I hope you dye
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are up !
A man went to Ford dealership hoping to find a car but he said the weren’t aFORDable
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