When I was a kid, my hamster died so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn’t notice. It didn’t matter anyway, since I beat that one to death too
i told my friend to watch naruto, it’s been a week since i’ve seen him. Hope he comes back in one piece
What did the fork say to the cake when he said i hope u get eaten Fork off
Hope the towers in the morning and get back to you!
My syndrome may be down but my hopes are always up
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
Hope everyone is having a good day ??
Someone broke into my house and took my anti-depressants… I hope they’re happy now
To whomever stole my anti-depression pills, I hope your happy now
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather’s? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
A police man once said I will never forget 9/11 I said I hope not that’s your phone number
“I hope my death would make for sense then my life”- joker
So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. “What do you wanna be when you grow up?” I asked him. He answered “A doctor!”. I wanted to tease him so i said “I wouldn’t be treated by a doctor like you”. I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied “Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet”
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