What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
What’s the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop.
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly
I GOT a job as a pencil sharpener I would tell you about it but you wouldn’t get the point.
Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station
I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
Yo mama is so ugly, she walked into a haunted house and walked out with a job application.
How come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job
“I work with animals” the man said to his date. his date said “I love a man who works with animals what job is it for the animal” “I am a butcher” said the man
My sister told me she like Medusa. I said h. My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy facial expression and when the look down they do nothing, but stay still.
Two Native Americans???
Unwittingly walk into a gay bar and sit down to order a pitcher of beer. As they’re sitting there sucking back on their ale, a gay guy walks up and says, “How would you boys like a blow job?” The one Indian stands up and decks the guy, knocking him unconscious. He then sits back down and finishes his beer. His buddy looks over and says, “Hey Joe, what did you do that for? ” Joe replies, “Not sure but it was something about getting a job!”
A foreign man came to America not knowing a word of English and right away began looking for a job. He became a chorus teacher and learned to say,?Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi!? After that he joined the Army and learned to say,?Yes sir!? After that he worked at a restaurant and learned to say,?Forks and knives, forks and knives!? After that he worked at a candy store and picked up the words,?Goody-goody gumdrops!? A few weeks later, there was a murder in the area and he was the first person to be interrogated by the police. The interrogation went as follows: Policeman: Who killed the man? Foreign man: Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi! Policeman: Did you kill the man? Foreign man: Yes sir! Policeman: What did you use to kill him: Foreign man: Forks and knives, forks and knives! Policeman: You?re under arrest. Foreign man: Goody-goody gumdrops!
What do you call a giraffe giving a blow job to another giraffe? Getting neck!
What would be a good job for a fat person? A four-chin teller!!
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
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