Job jokes

how come orphans know how to do laundry cause thats usually the moms job

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I kept asking these kids where there parents are and they started crying, I walked away laughing thinking i love my job at an orphanage

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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Boobs are like batteries… AA will get the job done… C is bigger than AA… D is bigger that C… …and if they’re square, you don’t want to put your tongue on them!

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A dad told his son never to hit girls so the sun repeid i promis. When the sun got older he was doing the dirty with "a girl " and the girl sais spank me daddy… and the sons repsonds my dad said never to hit a girl. and the “girl” takes of the wig and its his dad and the dad said good job son!.. Son:… um

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want a kiss daddy wand a blow job

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the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said htm title=' ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker'>the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterf@cker

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What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

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Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory? – She was fed up with the hole business.

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Why is there a lot of whites in hockey? It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop

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A girl walked into a job interview. The interviewer said “you are what we are looking for, but i need to test your skills. ” he hands her a pen He said “sell me this pen” She puts in between her boobs.

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one day, little Sally hears the phone ringing. she picks it up "Hello, this is daddy, Sally. Is your mom nearby." Sally says, “No, shes upstairs with Uncle john” “Uncle john? i don’t know an Uncle John.” “no, no, no, you must be mistaken, daddy” “no i’m sure there’s no one named Uncle John in our family.” “Okay, but why did you call?” Says Sally. “Ummm no reason, just tell mommy that daddy’s pulling into the driveway right now.” “Okay daddy!” long pause "Okay daddy! I did it!’ “Great job Sally! What did she says?” “Mommy said OH FU… and then she ran around with no clothes on and tripped on the carpet and hit her head on the bookshelf. shes now resting it looks like… then Uncle John screams and jumps out the window into the swimming pool, but of course we took all the water out this winter…” then dad replies “Swimming pool? we dont have a…is this 468-1843?”

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What is a pedophiles favorite job? The mall santa.

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Why can’t orphans get a job? Because they don’t have a home.

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A scarecrow said this job isn’t for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans

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