Life jokes

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

what makes a nuke and divorce the same? it only takes one of each to end your life.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2


whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Who needs April fools… When your whole life is a joke?

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

How do you know when an orphan is lying. When they say I swear on my mother’s life

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Give a man a plane ticket and he’ll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2


-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *
-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

you looking for jokes? i have one, your life

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *

And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.

-2 -1 0 +1 +2
* * *


© àíåêäîòîâ.net, 1997 - 2025