1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds! Your so fat you could sell shade! Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
When I was a kid I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
The twin towers was basically angry birds but in real life
I wish I could say that my life is a joke but I can’t because jokes have a meaning
when you frend ask why dont you smile then you look at them and then rels no one there becase you have no frinds #my life
Business Interview With Depression Inside my brain… Me: So… You’re new? Depression: (I don’t know who he is yet) mHMMMmmm! Me: Well what are your skills? Depression: Oh, taking control and leading… You know… Me: What are you trying out for? Depression: Oh, Vice Leader of Negative Thoughts. Me: Well we do need someone over there- for somewhat reason nobody wanted that job… Me: How did you know about us? Depression: Oh- I knew because of Anxiety, you know, we’re friends! Me: Interesting… (Still has no idea about Anxiety and it’s problemos) Me: Well I think you’re signed up! I’ll give you the job! Depression: tHaNKS :) AND THATS HOW MY LIFE GOT DESTROYED :]
Guy: My life is like a game, I should end it. Guy 2: Is it a hard life? Guy: Yup Guy 2: Then you can’t kill yourself LOL Guy 3: Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the “game” %%He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
you looking for jokes? i have one, your life
life’s too short to want it.
Website: Submit a joke :-) Me: My life.
whats the difference between life and death…life hurts
why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. ??
What do you call a single bisexual? All bi myself.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
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