My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered “Happy”. The teacher said I didn’t understand the test, I said to her that she didn’t understand life
What’s My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa? His life insurance…
it says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
Friend 1: What’s the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? Then there is me: My life.
Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.
Thankfully I’m still alive because I fail at everything in life.
When you are suicidal comedic relief sometimes helps. These jokes sometimes help you realize how many more people feel the way you do and how ridiculous it sounds sometimes. But joke time… I’m giving in my two week resignation to life… it’s not you … it’s me!!!
What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal??? LIFE
What’s the difference between a knife and my life? A knife has a point.
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life
I have a funny joke: my life
If being ugly was a crime you would have a life sentence My phone battery lasts longer than your friendships There is a tree out there giving you oxegyn, and you owe that tree an apology. I don’t hate you, but I gotta unplug your life support to charge my phone. When I saw your dad on the side walk I didn’t laugh but the sidewalk cracked up. If I had powers I would make you the dumbest person alive but it seems life already beat me to the punch. If karma ever comes to punch ya in the face, I wanna be there to help it If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart I’d be broke. You are more disappointing than a cake without frosting Were you born on a highway cuz that’s where most accidents happen Wow, that hurts, now I know how it felt when your mom said that to ya Your the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo, and you may as well be the reason why the middle finger was invented
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I dont think he really gave a dam about it at all.
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