Friend 1: What’s the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? Then there is me: My life.
If being ugly was a crime u would get a life sentence
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack I always hit on 16, the get busted
Remember kids, when you’re angry, burn down an orphanage. Then they’ll really be living the hard knock life.
Teacher: People with Depression never get anywhere in life. Student 1: My mom has depression, but she died. Student 2: My sister has depression and she’s going to Therapy. Student 3: My Dad Has depression, and he’s Doing REALLY Well
whats the difference between a maze and a depressed life? one of them you can find a way out of
Define abnormal life. Waking up everyday living a sane life! I liked my life when I first got it…later they said no because I didn’t have the receipt.
im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.??????
My life Tell me when you get it
My teacher gave us an assignment and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?" I answered “Happy”. The teacher said I didn’t understand the test, I said to her that she didn’t understand life
What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal??? LIFE
Friend #1: “Yo guys, what’s the most unfair game you’ve ever played? For me it’s Fortnite.” Friend #2: “I’d have to say Monopoly.” Me: “The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it’s a one-way game.” Friend #2: “Uhh…that’s not exactly what he meant…” Friend #1: calls the suicide hotline
And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
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