What’s a depressed person’s least favorite type of cereal??? LIFE
I have a funny joke: my life
Jesus said to his disciples “Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life”. Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.
What’s Thanos’ favorite game? Half-life
A cow went into a pride of lion’s territory? Since that moment he knew his life was on stake
My Grandpa said, “Your generation relies too much on technology!” I replied, “No, your generation relies too much on technology!” Then I unplugged his life support.
And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I asked my mum why she’s depressed, she said her life has been a wreck? I asked how long has it been, she then asked when I was born whats sad and has no life . the person reding this
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology! ” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
it says enter a joke, but I can’t enter my life.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do you do when life gives you lemons Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist.??????
im not suicidal im just speedrunning life
Chuck Norris has been to Mars…that’s why there is no signs of life there.
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a f@cking oven
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