Lost jokes

Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?

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I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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