Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
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