How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
I just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
Carlos.
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.”
“Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive!
This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months?
He lost may.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
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