What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
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