Lost jokes

Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.

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“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”

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I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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