Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
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