A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
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