Lost jokes

Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception

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Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.

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How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.

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So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

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I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers

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