Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
RUS | ENG
