How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
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