i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
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