Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
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