Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
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