“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
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