what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why are Americans bad chess players? They lost two towers.
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
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