Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
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