Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
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