Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
RUS | ENG
