Lost jokes

I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos

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Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it

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sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u

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Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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My Mum texted me she had lost her phone

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.

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