I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
RUS | ENG
