As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, “Awwww, I wish my friends were here.”
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
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