when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
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