Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
My dad is like my virginity. I lost him at 12
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
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