Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
My girlfriend got ran over by a bus I lost my job as a bus driver.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
RUS | ENG
