So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why don’t orphans like to get lost?? Because somebody’s going to ask where their parents are. There was an American wrestler from Texas named John, who throughout his high school career had never lost a match. As he went on into college he continued undefeated. He became a national icon and symbol of American strength. News began to circulate of a Russian
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
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