So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
A guy goes to Starbucks and asks”Hey, if I can make you laugh I don’t have to pay.”The girl in the window says,”ok.”The guys says,”A little boy named Timmy lost his arms.”The girl says,” oh no!”The guy says”and his dad left him when he was 4.”The girl says “uhh yeah.” The guy says”Ok,I guess I’ll be paying then” The girl asks”Ok, And what name will that be under?”The guy says”Timmy,I’m Timmy.”
Two atoms are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, “Are you all right?” “No, I lost an electron!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, I’m positive!”
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
%%Why Did The Columbine High School Basketball Team Lose The Big Game? Because They Lost Their Two Best Shooters…
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
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