Lost jokes

A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

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A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

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Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.

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“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh

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what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!

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A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…

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Why does us suck at chess? we lost both our towers. Why is england so good at chess? they still have their queen. Why does russia suck at chess? they only have pawns

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whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad

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Why does Spider-Man only have 11 months? He lost may.

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Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection

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