whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, “her life.”
Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
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