How do you know that the U.S. suck at chess/ They lost two towers.
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
My cousin: Brother I lost in a game of Call of Duty: Moe Bill [he was supposed to pronounce it as mobile however I left it as it is] Me: so tell me about it then. My cousin: I lost to Sum_Baldi Me: somebody? Don’t they have like the name of you opponents? My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Baldi. S.U.M_B.A.L.D.I Me: Ok my bad. Continue My cousin: I got Sum_Baldi and 5 seconds later I got kill but [by] Sum_Fing_Wong. Me: it’s not wrong! In call of duty, you are suppose to kill or be killed. My cousin: no no no the name was Sum_Fing_Wong. S.U.M_F.I.N.G_W.O.N.G Me: my bad again. Do continue. My cousin: I got so angry I blowup Me: so you got blowed up, by what weapon? My cousin: by the game. Me: [was not expecting that for an answer]
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Where’e my tractor?!
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws open up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium…
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
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