Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”
Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
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