Lost jokes

Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers

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Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver’s license!

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A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an exposition to the Amazon Forest. After a while they get lost. So as they are walking suddenly the bushes jump up into the air and men with spears are there. One man says "Hey, your in our sacred land. So what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy so we will let you choose how you die." The man from France said, "bring me the poison." The man from Britain said, "bring me the gun" And the man from New York said, "bring me a fork" The guy was confused with the fork but still brought it the items and gave it to them. The guy from France said, “for the France!” And drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “long live the queen!” And shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU f@ckERS”

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“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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Your forehead is so big, Megamind though he was your long lost sibling. (me)

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sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

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