why are americans so bad at chess? Because they lost two towers
sans:why was the skeleton depressed? because frisk keeps reseting and it resets when he lost his phone
Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
what is a orphans favorite song. lost boy
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don’t get the data plan.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Stephen Hawking died because he accidentaly lost his bluetooth connection
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