Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive! My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair Guess who came crawling back
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where’s my tractor?
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
“why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war? -because they were just roman around”
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
when the quiet kid lost a game of basket ball and reaches in to his bag other people in gym: oh shit this nigga bouta shot
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
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