You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers
Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.
I tried to find my watch I lost last week but I didn’t have the time
Today I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well I lost my job at the aquarium today.
Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
I lost my drivers license today i hit my ex with my car
Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”
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