Lost jokes

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Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

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An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost calls for his mum then remembers

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Why do Americans suck at chess… because they lost two towers Me: I have lost it. Random: Lost what? Me: My will to live.

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Why are Americans so bad at clash Royale Because they’ve already lost 2 towers

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My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.

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I used to be a banker but I lost interest… Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball. Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired)

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I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…

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Today was a terrible day. My wife got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

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Location is in London by the way. One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money. His friend, “Oh for once you lost some pounds!”

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