Where did Suzy go after getting lost on a minefield? Everywhere
So you know those people that commit suicide by hanging them selves I guess they lost Hangman
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car? Carlos.
what was the name of the Mexican that lost his car? Carlos
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I’d always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite…
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
why did stephen hawkins die he lost internet connections
Two atom soldiers are fighting against an army. One gets shot. He cried out, im hit! I think I’ve lost an electron! Are you sure? Asks the other. Im positive! This one as actually physics(unlike some other joke here, ahem cough cough)
What do you call a lost indian women? Ms Singh
Chris Rock: Jada I can’t wait to see you in G.I Jane 2! Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing: Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife’s lost hair, she said,‘’ Will if you don’t do something I’m gonna have an affair!‘’ ??????
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
My ex girlfriend got hit by a bus. I also lost my bus drivers licence.
As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way. Maybe a career as a tour guide was not the right choice.
what do u call a mexican who’s lost his car carlos
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
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