A little kid was lost and he asked me to find his home, I love working at the orphanage
Yo mama so fat i stood next to her and lost cell phone reception
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar Because he Lost May!!
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
I lost at Kahoot so I had to ka-shoot
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
roses are red my blood is too i see a lot when i lost u
How did Stephen Hawking Die, He lost WiFi Connection.
Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off! " The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
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