Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
How do you know Americas bad at chess They lost 2 towers
Why is the USA bad a at clash Royale?, cause they already lost two towers
“You look like you’ve lost some weight.” “Really? Well, whatever weight I lost, you found it, pal!”
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs. Gravity sure is fast
Why do the japanese hate Christmas??? Becasue the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.” She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word “comfortable.” Skeptical, the operator asks, “How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word? ” The redhead replies, “She’s a blonde so she reads slow: ‘Come for ta bull.’”
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost.
Why are Americans badar clash Royale Because they have already lost 2 towers
What dose an Orphan and a lost kid have in comen. They have no way home
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it: Doctor: I have good news and bad news Guy" Whats the bad news Doc: They replaced your toe with a piece of candy Guy: Good news? Doc: You now have tic tac toe
You know a parana can devour a small child in 30 seconds Any way I lost my job at the aquarium today
Yo mama’s so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic? Ian.
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