A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
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