Milk jokes

Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.

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What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk

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yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk

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what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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