I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
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