Milk jokes

Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

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want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

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Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk

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whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.

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guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one

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What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees

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The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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