What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
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