What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
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