Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
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