Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
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