best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
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