Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
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