Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
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