Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
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