why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
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