Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
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