Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
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