What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
Yo dad’s so stupid he came back after he got the milk.
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
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