why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
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