What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
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