Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
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