guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
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