A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
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