What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
A lady walked into a bar and ordered their special drink, the bartender then gave her a brown glass full of milk, the lady complained about this but then the bartender said, “just shut up and swallow”
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
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