Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
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