whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
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