guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
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