Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
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