whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back
Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
why do orphans eat cereal with water? because their dad never came home with the milk
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Why do orphan eat cereal with water Because dad never came back with the milk i have a stepladder. my real ladder left for milk and never came back.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
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