I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk
Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back. Miss you dad. -Aniya
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
what does a bullet and milk have in common? they both take out your dad
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says “hey dad! Whatcha doin?” His father says “I’m filling your moms tank” Johnny says, “oh yeah well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because th milk man filled her up this morning.”
What did the cookie say to the milk? What’s up duud
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