Milk jokes

Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.

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What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.

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y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk

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A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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