what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!
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