Milk jokes

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

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Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees

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what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk

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yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk

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I will be back, im gonna get milk… Me:…

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I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.

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Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows

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Why do orphans eat cerial with water? Because their daddy still hasn’t come home with the milk

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My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

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Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again

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The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk. What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

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