Milk jokes

I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother. My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.

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I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk (goes to the store grabs milk) as I grab the milk I thought hey I bet I can repeat her life twice

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk

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School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”

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Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!

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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Q:Why do orphans eat cereal with water? A:Because their dad is shopping for the milk.

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You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.

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My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s. He never came back

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I walked to the milk store and did not see my dad.

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what do you call milk that gets everything she wants? spoiled milk

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Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

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