Milk jokes

why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Why dose a milking stool have 3 legs? Because, the cow has the utter one.

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Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.

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Why does Hitler drink milk? Because he doesn’t like juice.

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What’s the difference between America and a bottle of milk? – In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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