Milk jokes

whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.

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Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn’t real Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk

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whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

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why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk

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why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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