Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
yesterday i was asked where my parents are i said getting milk
Where animal does Russian milk come from? moscows
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet
The udder day i drank milk It was udderly delicious
What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
Here’s a better version of a previous joke: I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
School teacher: “Hey kid. why don’t you just go home to your family?” Orphan: “My family never came back for me” School teacher: “Your daddy must of really needed that milk”
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
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