What kind of Bees make milk? BooBees
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
Why did little Timmy dip the cookie in water? “ Because his dad never brought the milk.”
why does the orphan eat water with cereal? mom forgot to come back with the milk
Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk
Why did the Dad cross the road To get the milk
Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
What do you call terrible milk? Udder Bullshit
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me. How dairy!
What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??
why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk
Orphans always dip their Oreos in water? Hoping their dad comes back with the milk.
You know if you go to wal-mart, and go to the milk section you might just find your dads
Do one day i was sitting on my couch watching youtube when i heard a knock on the door. i opened the door and to my surprise it was my dad. i haven’t seen him in 16 years, so i let him in. i noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge. then he walked towards me and said “Oh no! i forgot the cereal! ” then he walked out the door and drove away. i never saw him again
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