Milk jokes

what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk

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Why do Orphans have gross cakes? Because their dad didn’t come home with the milk milk.

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What do you call a roach in milk? Aroach con leche ??

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What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.

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Why do orphans love drinking water? Because they have no milk to drink!

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whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk

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What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.

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why did the Orphan eat cereal with water? Thar dad did not come home with the milk

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??

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What do milk and make a wish kids have in common , they both have expire dates.

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Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

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%% %%Why don’t orphan drink milk Cause there parents have not came back with it yet

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