Milk jokes

I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk

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y do orphans eat cereal with water there dad did not come back with the milk

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Does an orphanage have daddy issues Yes because he didn’t come back form getting the milk

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??

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What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??

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What do you get from a dwarf cow? Condensed milk

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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted. Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is. I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage. What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time. Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family. What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family. What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy. What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents. What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House. Next: Inappropriate Jokes What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot. What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People. What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan. Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s. Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk. What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get. Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

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best friend makes 9/11 joke you: hey my dad was inside the tower best friend: im sorry you: I always knew he was a great pilot Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because there dad never came back with the milk

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What does an electric-type Pokemon say when they get gassy while drinking milk? I’m Zaptos intolerant!

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why did the kid cry? his dad didn’t get the milk

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What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?

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What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.

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Why was the orphan eating cereal with water because he has no dad to bring him milk

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Kid: Dad where are you going Dad: To get milk TEN YEARS LATER Kids friend: wheres your dad Kid: he went to get milk but never came back

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