Child: drinking milk Farmer: hey, what are you doing? Child: oh I just milked one of your cows Farmer: We don’t have any cows, we only have bulls Child: realizes
What’s an orphans least favourite beverage? Milk.
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!??
What if soy milk is just regular milk trying to introduce itself in Spanish?
For this orphan, his dad didn’t only go and get the milk. his mom did too.
Why don’t cows have any money? Because farmers milk them dry. The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy
Why didnt the cows eat the lemon grass. It made sour milk.
When my dad left he said he would bring back the milk but 20 years later he only came with my new sister and eggs. And I confronted him and he said “I used all the milk to make your sister”
whats the diffrence between my dad and the milk man the milk man comes back with the god damn milk
What do you get when a cow doesn’t give anymore milk? A milk dud ??
You wanna know what i want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
Little Johnny went up to his mom and said: “Can i have some milk?” He waited for three hours to get an answer. His mom finally said: “No your dad still isn’t back with it.”
Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.
guy spills milk on a me i say " it’s OK we all make mistakes sometimes but apparently your mom made a big one
what did the orphan say to his dad last plz get non fat milk
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