Knock knock who is there deez nuts
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
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