DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
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