They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
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