“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
DEEEZ NUTS
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
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