Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
What is smagma name
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
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