Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
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