Nut jokes

What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

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Knock knock who is there deez nuts

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“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener

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When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak

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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

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Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

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You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.

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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??

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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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