What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
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