DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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