What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
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