Nut jokes

What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

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Knock knock who is there deez nuts

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

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My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away

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“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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DEEEZ NUTS

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A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

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There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!

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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’

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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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What time is it when when a nurse ????? s

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