What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Ow! you hit the spot!
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
What is smagma name
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
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