“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
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