What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
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