I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
DEEEZ NUTS
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
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