what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” %%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.” Not a joke but still dc
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
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