Nut jokes

at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

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They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

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What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.

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When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak

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I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

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Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.

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There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

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What is smagma name

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Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

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I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??

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