What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
DEEEZ NUTS
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
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