A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
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