Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
Ow! you hit the spot!
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