Ow! you hit the spot!
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
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Knock knock who is there deez nuts
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
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