Nut jokes

Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.

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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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Knock knock who is there deez nuts

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What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore

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Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener

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I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??

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Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

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My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away

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What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts

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sx

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too

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what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

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