What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Ow! you hit the spot!
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
DEEEZ NUTS
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
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