What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
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