Nut jokes

you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

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What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.

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What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.

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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

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2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”

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What is smagma name

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I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??

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What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

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why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy

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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

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Hi ?? I was wondering

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