Nut jokes

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!

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What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’

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What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.

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you know bofa? bofa deez nuts

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Ow! you hit the spot!

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have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts

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Hi ?? I was wondering

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Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener

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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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