What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
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