Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
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