Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
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