Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
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