Nut jokes

Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.

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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.

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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix

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If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

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Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

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a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?

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Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.

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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!

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