What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
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