Nut jokes

There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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What is smagma name

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A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.

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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

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A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

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What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.

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Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth

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Hi ?? I was wondering

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What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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