%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
Hi ?? I was wondering
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow
have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
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