you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
was walking down the street when I was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked me for a couple of dollars for dinner. I took out my wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked,“If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead of dinner?” %%“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying food?” I asked. “No, I don’t waste time fishing,” the homeless man said…“I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive.” “Will you spend this on hunting equipment?” I asked. “Are you NUTS!” replied the homeless man. “I haven’t gone hunting in 20 years!” “Well,” I said, “I’m not going to give you money. Instead, I’m going to take you home for a shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.” The homeless man was astounded. "Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I replied, “Don’t worry about that. It’s important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking, fishing and hunting.” Not a joke but still dc
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
Ow! you hit the spot!
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
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