Nut jokes

What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.

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DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut

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A sailor drops anchor in a port and heads into the nearest pub. Everyone in the pub is whispering and pointing at him because of his odd shaped body; he has a very muscular body, but a very tiny head on his shoulders. As he orders his drink, he tells the bartender, “I’ll explain. I get this in every port and town I visit. I caught a mermaid and she granted me three wishes if I would release her back into the sea. So I told her I wanted a yacht and, sure enough, she came through for me. Next, I asked for a million bucks and now I am set for life. Last of all, I asked her if I could have sex with her and her response was, ‘I don’t know how you can make love to me with your type of body.’ So I asked her, ‘How about a little head?’” Other jokes: Why did the ketchup blush? He saw the salad dressing. What did the elephant ask the naked man? How do you breathe out of that thing? How do you make your husband scream during sex? Call him and let him hear it. Why does the mermaid wear seashells? She outgrew her b-shells! How is life like toilet paper? You’re either on a roll or taking shit from someone. What does one boob say to the other boob? If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A man will actually search for a golf ball. What did Cinderella do when she arrived at the ball? She gagged.

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Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.

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at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

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What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore

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A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”

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What is smagma name

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DEEEZ NUTS

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I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

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have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth

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Yo girl…do you like squirrels, because i’m about to nut in your hole

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