What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
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