Nut jokes

a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?

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I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.

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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.

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Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth

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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

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What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts

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What time is it when when a nurse ????? s

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There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.

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