What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
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