Nut jokes

I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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What is smagma name

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They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds

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What falls and never gets hurt? Snow

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can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?

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Ow! you hit the spot!

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Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.

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DEEEZ NUTS

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Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener

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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.

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Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!

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