In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What is smagma name
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
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