Ow! you hit the spot!
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
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