Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.
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Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap
I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What is smagma name
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
you know bofa? bofa deez nuts
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
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