%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Ow! you hit the spot!
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
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