What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand? – He nuts and bolts.
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says hes gay- he can’t be tho… he’s allergic to nuts!
RUS | ENG
