What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?? He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
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