Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
can i put deez nuts in yo cluts?
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
There is a new kind of jock strap, it only holds one nut. It is called a trump supporter.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
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