What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
A man walks into a bar. Sits down and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating for and said he’ll give one shot on the house. The man said I celebrating my first blowjob. And nah if 12 shots doesn’t get the taste out of my mouth nothing will.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well beer nuts are 49 cents but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer you won’t understand it.)
DEEEZ NUTS
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
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