have you heard of the… uh Pokemon called uh rhy… rhy rhydon deez nuts
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
One day little johnny went to his grandma’s house and she asks “do you like nuts” and little johnny says “yes i like nuts” and his grandma says “okay then grab them out of the cabinet” so little johnny went and grabbed them and he was sad after he grabbed them his grandma then says “whats wrong? ” little johnny says “i thought they were real nuts.” and his grandma fainted.
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
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