What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
DEEEZ NUTS
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