Nut jokes

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

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What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.

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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

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Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth

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Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

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when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot

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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too

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What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do u call it when a boxer cums? Busting a nut

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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

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What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore

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Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)

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my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

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I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts

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