Nut jokes

Hi ?? I was wondering

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Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!

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Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

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at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0

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why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy

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%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’

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do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth

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a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?

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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

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What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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