A GUY GOES TO SEE HIS PSYCHIATRIST DRESSED ONLY IN BUBBLE WRAP. WHEN HE GETS THERE HE ASKED THE PSYCH, cAN YOU PLEASE HELP ME? THE PSYCH SAYS NO, I’M SORRY, I CAN CLEARLY SEE YOUR NUTS. A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. “But why?” they asked, as they moved off. “Because”, he said, “I can’t stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
DEEEZ NUTS
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
have you seen the xbox game sea of thieves?sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth
What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
Me:what’s that girls name from phinease and ferb the sister Crush:candice Me:candice dick fit in your mouth Crush: slaps me Walks away
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
Me: Do you like smash? Friend: Smash Rolls? Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS! Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
I tried to come up with a funny pun about squirrels, but all my ideas were nuts
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