What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
at school nobody:do u want nuts me: wait u have some nobody: yeah their my own me: :0
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth
What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!
What is smagma name
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
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