What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
Knock knock who is there deez nuts
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
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