Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth
What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.
I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.
%%A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel hanging down his pants. A guy walks buy and says ""Pardon me sir, but you’ve got a wheel hanging down your pants. The pirate responds ‘‘I know. i’ts driving me nuts!’’
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
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I have a pun, but I will nut-tella you!
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
What do you call a nut on a Wheelchair?..a busted nut.
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
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