Nut jokes

Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.

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What do you call a nut stuck to a wall? A walnut.

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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too

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Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.

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Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.

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a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?

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What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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DR Brody: Sir your son has a disease called boofa dad: whats boofa? DR Brody: both of these nuts in your mouth

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Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.

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What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

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Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth

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What time is it when when a nurse ????? s

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I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth

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