I bought a guh on the weekend. (whats a guh?) a GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! ?? ?? ??
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
when I throw a dodge ball at a person taller than its always a nut shot
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship’s steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, “Hey! What’s with the steering wheel? ” The pirate says, “I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
2 nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted! What’s A Squirrels Favourite OTT? Nut-Flix
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away
The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too
do you like wendys? when deez nutz are in your mouth
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
DEEEZ NUTS
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
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