Nut jokes

If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?

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I have big balls said the kid holding to soccer balls

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My puns drive people nuts, this is usually when I bolt away

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What did the nut chasing the other nut say? Imma cashew

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Why did the squirrel swim on his back? keep his nuts dry.

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Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.

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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.

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Anybody know a girl named Candice? she just added me on snap

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The popular girl told me "I bet your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory!" Two weeks later, She shows up pregnant. … I guess her rubber broke too

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

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What do squirrels and men have in common? They always want a nut.

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What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts

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I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.

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my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS

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why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy

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