How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
why did the hooker quit her job? she had a nut allergy
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
what do u call a nut in jail: a busted nut
In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. how a about you gobble DEEZ nuts.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt
Are you a walnut because I’m about to nut all over your walls!
What did one squirrel say to the other ‘‘do you have any nuts’’
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
What did the wire say to the electrician Stop twisting my nuts
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship’s wheel in his pants. The bartender asks, “What’s with the wheel in your pants?” The pirate replies, “Yarrr! It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
What time is it when when a nurse ????? s
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