Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The Bartender asks him why And the Pirate says: Argh, It’s driving me nuts.
They say during sex you burn offas many calories as running 8 miles. Who the f@ck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds
I’m so excited for Christmas Pudding… Pudding these nuts in your mouth
You heard that Michael Jackson autopsy reports showed he died of food poisoning? It’s because he ate some 8 year old nuts.
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
2 nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other “I’m-a cashew!”
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree? You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
Do you know wildee? What’s that? Willdeeznuts fit into your mouth
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
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