Nut jokes

In school, we learned that squirrels stick their nuts in trees. So, just like my uncle dave…

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A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.

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What do you call a vegan slut…? A garden Ho…!

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What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore

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What did one nut say to the other? Ignore the guy in the middle. He’s a d!ck.

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“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

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What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.

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%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big

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What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(

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What time is it when when a nurse ????? s

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Do you like Wendy’s? Yeah Wendy’s nuts finna go in your mouth

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Why do vegetarians give good head? Beause they’re used to eating nuts.

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DEEEZ NUTS

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What do u call a 3 sum with a girl with aids? Nut in the butt

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