I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
ok this isnt a joke but its funny. Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it’s in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, its not what you think, its a lipton tea bag. Get your mind out of the gutter.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? Hold onto your nuts this is no ordinary blow job.
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke? He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table 25+ kill streak
Nutted in her braces, now my kids are behind bars.
a girl asked ?can i have some nuts too?? boy: ?sure what ones;)?
Would you rather date me or I lady I laid deez nuts in your mouth
If you are what you eat, does that mean all squirrels are nuts?
What do you call a Dino stripper? A dinowhore
%% %%Do you ate chef boyardee’s food? No, why? Boy are deez nuts so big
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Do you you like Cds. There’s this really cool one called C Deez nuts.
What did the squirrel say to the dog? There are nuts in your poop. I found them. :(
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