How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
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