Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
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