How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
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