Paint jokes

If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.

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What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

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Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes

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how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.

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What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.

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How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”

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Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.

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How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????

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Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!

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these are all of my terrible jokes Two antennas met on a roof, they fell in love and got married. The ceremony was alright but the reception was amazing A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender said "I’ll serve you but don’t start anything A dyslexic man walks into a bra Two cannibals are eating a clown, one says "does this taste funny to you, I’m

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