How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
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