how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
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