How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
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