How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
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