How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
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