How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
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