Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
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