What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
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