What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
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