Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
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