I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
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