Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
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