Paint jokes

1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

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As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????

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What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint

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Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

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What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.

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One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this

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What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.

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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up

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