I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
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