My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
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