How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
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