Paint jokes

r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

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This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

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How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal

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Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.

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I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

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I feel bad for cumming on my turtle

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