Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
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