Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
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