Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
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