Paint jokes

Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms

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A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!

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How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it

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you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.

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I feel bad for cumming on my turtle

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

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What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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