Paint jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

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As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her

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I feel bad for cumming on my turtle

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What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw

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The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

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How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

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What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.

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My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.

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