What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
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