A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
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