What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
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