Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
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What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
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