One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
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