What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
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