How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
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