Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
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