Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
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