How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
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