What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
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