Paint jokes

What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em

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An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

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What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

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