Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
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