Paint jokes

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????

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Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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I feel bad for cumming on my turtle

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

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One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’

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how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.

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little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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