What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
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