Paint jokes

Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife?

Only the wife was hung up

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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My Xbox has been acting up lately…

So I painted it black to make it run faster

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The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

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What was one cool thing about hitler

He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden…

HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

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Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.

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Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.

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How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have

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A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings — they’re exactly the same.

The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.

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What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.

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