Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
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