Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
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A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
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