How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
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