Paint jokes

This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

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So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.

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I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her

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1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

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how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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I feel bad for cumming on my turtle

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Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

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What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????

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