Paint jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

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How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.

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The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up

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What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint

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Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!

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My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster

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i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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