r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
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