How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
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