I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
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