What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
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