So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
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