"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
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