Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
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