How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
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