How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
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