Paint jokes

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

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One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

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As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????

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What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw

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What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.

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Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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