How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
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