Paint jokes

I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster

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Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.

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How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them

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So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

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Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

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Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom

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