how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
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