I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
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