How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
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