Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
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