I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
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