Paint jokes

My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them

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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up

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hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

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So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented

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What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling

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If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.

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1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.

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