Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
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