Paint jokes

How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.

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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up

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Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”

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My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster

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Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

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I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.

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little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.

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