What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Two kids walked into a bar, they were covered with blood. the bartender asked what happened. The youngest said “Well, we we’re trying to paint our basement but we threw the babies too hard”.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
So I went to a church the other day and I asked my friend is that painting of Jesus and is it through the wall with one with three htm title=' not doing the T post that he invented'>nails Oh wait I wasn’t even Jesus he’s not doing the T post that he invented
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them. What’s so great about dead baby jokes? They never get old.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
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