How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them.???
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
I asked my dad, Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
One, if you throw it hard enough.
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
You’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.
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