What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
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I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
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