How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
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