Paint jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them

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One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”

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Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

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Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.

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how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her

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How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em

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what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…

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