Paint jokes

This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!

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What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.

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What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint

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What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

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Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes

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Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them

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My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

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