"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
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