Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
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