My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
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