My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
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