My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
If the red house is on the left, and the blue house on the right, where is the white house? in Washington D.C.
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw em
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
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