How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
How do you paint a wall red? You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
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