1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
Did you hear about the dead artist Too many strokes
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
As I’m lying down on the table for a radiation treatment, a small angel lands on one shoulder, a tiny devil on the other shoulder. And then the mind game begins: Angel: This won’t last long. You are perfectly lined up. The treatment only lasts a few mins. Remember, stay absolutely still. Devil: Did she just twitch? A: No. She didn’t twitch. D: I think I saw her
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them. your hairline looks like someone tried to erase it using microsoft paint
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