How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
A guy meets a sex worker in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for ?300 as long as you can say it in three words.’ The guy replies, ‘Hey, why not?’ He pulls his wallet out of his pocket and lays ? 300 on the bar, and says slowly. ‘Paint…my….house.’
How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
My Xbox has been acting up lately… So I painted it black to make it run faster
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
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