What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
What is blue but smells like red paint? Blue paint
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
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