Paint jokes

1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

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How many babys does it take to paint wheels red? It depends on your speed.

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little Johnny likes to play with toy guns little Johnny paints them black little Johnny went to a gun store little johnny made a big mess the cemitary people were getting paid.

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Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!

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A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned

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What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…

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My young son saw trump on TV he asked “Why is the man on TV painted orange?” I replied “Son when Russia pays that much for equipment, They don’t want it to rust”

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Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.

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What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted

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How many babies do you need to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with

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One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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