Paint jokes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.

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What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun

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How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have

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What brand of paint Michael Jackson use to paint Neverland Ranch? Dutch Boy.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327

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Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up

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Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.

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How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.

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I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave

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Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue grey it covers up everything.

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I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them

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One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?

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Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? - Depends on how big they are and how hard you throw them.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 1 you just need too throw it hard enough.

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