One Tuesday afternoon Little Jonny Decides he wants extra Homework So he went to his teacher and said,Hello can I have extra homework this week and the teacher replied with,Sure be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, Polish the counters,Scrub the Baseboards,Scrub and paint the walls! And johnny replied with,That’s not what I Ment but at least I’ll get paid! And The Teacher said, How about 200 each job? Johnny replied with,OK (Friday afternoon at her house After Johnny Does all the jobs he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, You do know that Tuesday was April fools day right?
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
Why did the painting go to jail? Because it was framed!
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
Why did the snail paint a big “S” on his car? Because he wanted people to say look at that S car go when he rolled by.
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
How many dead babies dose it take to paint my room It depends how many bullets you have
I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
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