What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how many you throw.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Well it depends how hard you can throw.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
you’re so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? A painting only takes one nail to be hanged.
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
i will never forget my little brothers last word rip. his last words: paint dosent taste good
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)
How many baby’s does it take to paint a wall depends on how hard you throw it
Boom boom acka-lacka lacka boom Boom boom acka-lacka boom boom
I painted my dad white so he wouldn’t leave
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