"…This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word “PEDO” that had been spray-painted on his front window. “What’s been going on John? ”’ I asked. “f@cking kids,” came his mumbled reply. The dirty bastard!’
What does it take to paint a wall red? Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question. Johnny:What? Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty? Johnny: Yes ofc jesus mad everbody wonderfully! Ex: Awhh! Johnny: But who ever made you was painting tomas the train while making your face.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? One, if you throw it hard enough.
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
One time I saw a manatee all spray painted to look like a tiger. Needless to say, the first thing I yelled was, “OH! THE HUMANATEE!”
I’m going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
I when to the orphans to paint a picture of there parents so they can actually talk to them
This is a inside jokes for my friend Caiden… HEY WHERE’D YOU GET THAT PAINT FROM? HA PAINT!!!
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
What did the paintings name their daughter? Palette
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, Brown and yellow? So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
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