What was one cool thing about hitler he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
Always practice safe sex: paint an x on the sheep that kick.
A father and a son were painting pictures together, the son and father were drawing the exact same thing to a T and the son said “what happened to your hand?” looking at the scar tissue near the father’s knuckle, the father replied with “you know what happened, you were there.” the son continues to deny this until they both finish their paintings - they’re exactly the same. The father passes out for a few hours and wakes up to find that there’s only one painting.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you through them. ????
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
I feel bad for cumming on my turtle
An artist is commissioned to create a painting celebrating Soviet-Polish friendship, to be called “Lenin in Poland.” When the painting is unveiled at the Kremlin, there is a gasp from the invited guests. The painting depicts Lenin’s wife naked in bed with Leon Trotsky. “But this is a travesty! Where is Lenin? ” Asks one of the guests. “Lenin is in Poland,” replies the painter.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
What do Michaelangelo and Hitler have in common? They both used their brain to paint the ceiling
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
hi guys I’m back! So I have a question for u. What is red aND smells like blue paint type in comments what u came up with
Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said ok class whats behind my back she said its round and red and sally said ooh ooh its an apple and the teacher noo but i like where your going with this so now teacher said it is also used to make multipule things and sally said ooh ooh its a container of paint and the teacher said again noo but i like where your going with this and the teacher said its a ball of yarn as she pulled it out from behind her back then little johnny said ok my turn he said whats in my pocket its round and it has a head and the teacher said thats enough johnny now sit down and little johnny pulled the thing htm title=' but i like where your going with this'>out of his pocket and said its a nickle but i like where your going with this
Hey what is the difference between a painting and a wife? Only the wife was hung up
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