What is the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes 1 nail to hang a painting!
What’s the difference between school and prison. One is painted
whats the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? the freezer doesn’t fart when you pull the meat out what doe Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? they both used there brains to paint the the walls
What did the two paintings say after a long battle? Lets call this one a draw
How to decorate a wall: Strip of the paper and original plaster put on fresh plaster and wall paper paint it (if you want) Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply
how many babies does it take to paint a room red. depends how hard you throw em.
What’s the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only needs one nail.
what do Bob Ross’s painting and the orphanage have in common. They’re both filled with happy little accidents…
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They’re both paid for a good finish…
How many babies does it take to paint a wall Depends how hatd you throw them
1: hey 2:what 1:we’re outta paint 2:HMM (and thats how stop signs have extra paint.)
How many children does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw.
how do you confuse a blonde? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
Q, Why did the elephant paint his toenails red? A, To hide up cherry trees. Q, What’s the loudest noise in the jungle? A, Giraffes eating cherries.
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
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