Poor jokes

We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.

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I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded

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UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES

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Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines

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what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors? When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.

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I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. ?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do ??.

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Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list

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So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’

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Your so poor people break into your house and leave things

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Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

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How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick Poor bleach on it

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I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!

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Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

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Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.

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My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

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