Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”
Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy. What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie? Pooreo’s
I’s so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- ?? your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie?? Chandler-?? yup your one high fluting son of a gun?? Mr. Beast- ?? I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant?? Miss Kadie - ?? don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid?? kids- ?? we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - ?? I just want to die because I’m so sad Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house they bring me things <_>.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men’s sees that there is a contest for the biggest
I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
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