I’s so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says : I have cancer!
Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said “I found happiness through money and all of my assets.” The middle class man said “I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household.” The poor man said “I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me. ” And then the wall fell on them.
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
yo mama so old on her birth certificate it said expired yo mama so fat when she sat non a rainbow skittles popped out yo mama so fat when she sat on walmart the prices went down yo mama so poor she chases a garbage htm title=' ugly she made the deviel go to church'>truck with a shopping list yo mama so ugly she made the deviel go to church
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
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