yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said “I found happiness through money and all of my assets.” The middle class man said “I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household.” The poor man said “I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me. ” And then the wall fell on them.
My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!
Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. ?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do ??.
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention
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