Poor jokes

Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test

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yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.

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Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention

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Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

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ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

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Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines

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what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors? When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.

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Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard…

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because these jokes are not funny Heres why the chicken crossed the road… The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road.The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck’s opening, and was never seen again… The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said…" The chicken crossed the road…" The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road, and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and reddit was full of the chicken nonsense, and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day. The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal, and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller. The End (hope you enjoyed, i was bored so i made this shit…)

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Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

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When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!

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jokes about the poor aren’t rich

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Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS

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I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

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