This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house they bring me things <_>.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
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