Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? – Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house they bring me things <_>.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said “I found happiness through money and all of my assets.” The middle class man said “I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household.” The poor man said “I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me. ” And then the wall fell on them.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
Your mom so poor she buys used food.
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
RUS | ENG
