Your so poor not even dollar tree has your prices
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded
Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??
I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test
Being a man that is poor really isn’t that bad as long as you are involved in the world’s oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? lack of money is the root of all evil ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???? ??
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
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