Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
jokes about the poor aren’t rich
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if youre vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. ?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do ??.
Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house they bring me things <_>.
Yo mama’s so poor, she can’t even afford to pay attention
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