my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??
your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples
Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if youre vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.
I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower
I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? – Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family
There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men’s sees that there is a contest for the biggest
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