stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if youre vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.
Poor kids in American schools they want books, but all they get MAGAZEENS
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
I’s so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick Poor bleach on it
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
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