Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
We were so poor when we were kids, dad used to jerk off the dog to feed the cat. “This isn’t the first time my husband’s cheated on me, but you’re my sister! You’d better have a better explanation than this magic lamp.” “You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world’s biggest penis…ended up with a concert pianist that’s seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world’s biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world’s biggest dick and that’s how I ended up on top of your husband.”
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yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.
your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
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