When you going to titanic: Its a the best ship at world When you know its sinking: Its the poor ship!
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. ?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do ??.
My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower
I’s so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.
jokes about the poor aren’t rich
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick Poor bleach on it
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. “Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!” the nun shouted. The man walked over to the nun. “Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?” the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. “Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?” the man asked. The nun replied, “Okay, only one thing.” “What would you like?” asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. “How about a little gin?” the man concluded. “Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don’t see what I’m drinking?” asked the nun. “Fine,” the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. “Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?” asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. “Don’t tell me that damn nun is out there again!” the bartender said.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard…
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
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