Paddy and Seamus work at the Guinness factory and Seamus has a horrible accident and dies at work. Paddy agrees to tell Seamuswife the bad news. He knocks on the door and Seamus wife answers. " Whats happened Paddy?" Paddy frowns. " Im sorry to say poor Seamus fell into the Guinness vat and drowned, im so sorry." She started to cry and asked paddy: " Did he at least die quickly? " Seamus shook his head, " No, he got out 3 times for a pee."
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said “I found happiness through money and all of my assets.” The middle class man said “I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household.” The poor man said “I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me. ” And then the wall fell on them.
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!
Poor Bubba got burnt up so bad in a house fire that the coroner needed someone to identify the body. So Bubbas two best friends the three were inseparable agreed… The first friend said hard to tell can you turn him over the coroner look perplexed but did so nope that’s not Bubba. The second friend said he’s burnt up pretty bad can you roll him over again the coroner didn’t understand but rolled him over anyway, nope that’s not him. Pretty confused the coroner asked how can you tell its not him by rolling him over? well you see Bubba had two assholes, Impossible the coroner replied. The friends said I don’t know but everytime we went to town everyone would say here comes Bubba with them to assholes.
I’m so poor, that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say Ding Dong!
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
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