Poor jokes

There are three men walking down the road and they come across a farm that is for sale. The three men look at each other and put all their money together to buy the farm. On that farm there is a cow a monkey and a bunch of cow food. The men are out of money and the farm is going out of business. One of the men’s sees that there is a contest for the biggest

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Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!

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I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

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my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??

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Vegan teacher the musical Miss Kadie - oh no you poor dead animal Mr. Beast- ?? your a dumb Communist Miss Kadie?? Chandler-?? yup your one high fluting son of a gun?? Mr. Beast- ?? I just gobbled up a quadruple patty from my restaurant?? Miss Kadie - ?? don’t hurt animals kids, do you want to be a vegans R us kid?? kids- ?? we’ve had enough of your problems miss Kadie your such a commie Miss Kadie - ?? I just want to die because I’m so sad Miss Kadie jumps off Mr. Beast Burger and comits sucide

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Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’

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The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

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What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.

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stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.

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Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test

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My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower

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This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”

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What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

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So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.

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