Poor jokes

Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.

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Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants

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Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines

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Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list

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Your so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.

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what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors? When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.

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A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.

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your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples

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I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!

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Once upon a time there was a poor man, a middle class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said “I found happiness through money and all of my assets.” The middle class man said “I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household.” The poor man said “I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me. ” And then the wall fell on them.

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Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.

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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own

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What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.

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Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy. What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie? Pooreo’s

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jokes about the poor aren’t rich

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