Poor jokes

Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.

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There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have it,but you don’t have it because you are poor! The poor child answers:You’re right it’s very nice but i’have one thing that you don’t have! The Rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline and all the other games that can be done outdoors and tells ti the pope child: looks that beautiful swimming pool I have is very big you don’t have it because you are poor! and the poor child says: Beautiful is really beautiful! But one thing that you don’t have. So the rich child feels bad he says: Wait but I’m rich, how is it possible? I have everything i want because I’m rich.Why you have something that I don’t have? And the poor child says: I have cancer!

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Someone in London is stabbed every two minutes. Poor guy.

What’s a homeless persons favorite cookie?

Pooreo’s

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Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

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What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.

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Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines

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Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.

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Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her

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Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!

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ME: when I saw an orphan on the street in rags also me: are u okay orphan: yeah what gave it way ME: because you have no family

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Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti

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My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”

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Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants

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Just before Lockdown began, a woman took her 15 yr old son Tom, and 14,16 and 18 yr old daughters Sally, Mary, and Annie and went to the family cabin in the mountains to wait it out, while her husband stayed in town as an essential worker.

The weekly family zoom call went well enough…until the 8th week when the father noticed the 14 year old was

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I’s so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

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