Poor jokes

A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.

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your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples

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yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti

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Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.

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If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.

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Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines

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Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor

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your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.

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jokes about the poor aren’t rich

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if youre vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.

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Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.

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yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.

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Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.

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I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!

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