what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors? When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
Just before Lockdown began, a woman took her 15 yr old son Tom, and 14, 16 and 18 yr old daughters Sally, Mary, and Annie and went to the family cabin in the mountains to wait it out, while her husband stayed in town as an essential worker. The weekly family zoom call went well enough…until the 8th week when the father noticed the 14 year old was looking a little…plump. By the 20th week the 16 year old’s shirt was starting to pull taut over her tummy, by the 25th the curve of the 18 yr old’s belly was rising over the edge of the table her laptop was perched on, and by the 30th week his wife and all 3 girls were very obviously 6 months pregnant, and the poor 14 year old was so huge she was obviously having triplets. So the father waited until he’d talked to his wife and daughters, and then asked if he could talk to his son alone. “Look, I know your mom and the girls are all pregnant. I’m not mad, I just want to know how it happened. We don’t have any neighbors up at the cabin, did you break quarantine and invite some hikers in, or go into town for supplies?” “No, Pop, we haven’t seen anyone since we left the city,” his son told him earnestly. “And we sure haven’t gone into town for supplies, I ran out of condoms on the second day here!”
We were so poor that every time I passed by a butcher shop I thought there had been a horrible accident.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!
Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all. The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
Yo mama so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if youre vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.
My grandfather died at atshuitz Poor fella fell of the guard tower
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard…
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