your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house they bring me things <_>.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard…
Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
Being a man that is poor really isn’t that bad as long as you are involved in the world’s oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? lack of money is the root of all evil ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???? ??
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. ?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do ??.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'>cardiac arrest kids - poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!!
Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
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