Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? – Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid, A banana. But if youre vegan you call him food. If youre poor you eat the skin.
Your so poor people break into your house and leave things
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
Yo mamas so poor the ducks through bread at her
So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test
your mum was poor so she went to rob the bank but she left cuz she couldnt find the cameras. she left her son and the security [girl] gave him the camera.
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??
Yo mama so poor, she buys used food.
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well…Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, “No bitch !” She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew…wakes-up jumps out of bed and he’s in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, “Anything left for me Mother?” Andrew asks “Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again.” *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself “Man…I’d suck a dick for some water right now.” his mom storms back after hearing what he had said "I’ll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "
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