This homeless lady called me ugly so I told her “ok then imma just go on home”
Donald Trump is making hospitals so poor that they are using kidney beans for their transplants
Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
Being a man that is poor really isn’t that bad as long as you are involved in the world’s oldest profession and you are well-endowed and you are not homophobic and as long as you can suck the chrome off a tailpipe then you have nothing to worry about if you are desperate enough to pay your bills ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? lack of money is the root of all evil ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ???? ??
So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds “Oh. I’m terribly sorry. You see, I’m so gay I can’t even park straight.”
stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.
Yo mama so poor she asked a homeless guy for money.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard…
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