Poor jokes

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)

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I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

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what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors? When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.

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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test

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your mum is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.

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yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.

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The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.

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Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone. But when she bent over, Rover took over, and gave her a bone of his own

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Just before Lockdown began, a woman took her 15 yr old son Tom, and 14, 16 and 18 yr old daughters Sally, Mary, and Annie and went to the family cabin in the mountains to wait it out, while her husband stayed in town as an essential worker. The weekly family zoom call went well enough…until the 8th week when the father noticed the 14 year old was looking

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I’s so poor that I had to rob a food bank for a loaf of bread.

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my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??

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stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.

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If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.

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UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES

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