Poor jokes

UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES

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Yo mama so poor she chased a garbage truck with a shopping list

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My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, “Here you are a fine African meal.” then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, “what poor taste?”

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I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded

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kids- its time for dora kids-YAY nick jr host- today Dora is going on a big adventure with Grandma Swiper- hello kids i am trying to find my way to Diego’s will you please help me Kids- where’s dora Swiper- she’s under htm title=' Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!'>cardiac arrest kids - poor dora Everybody- SWIPER NO SWIPING Swiper - AH MAN!!

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Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? – Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.

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So I went to my friends funeral today, As we were all leaving a kid put a get well soon card next to my friends grave ‘poor kid’

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I asked a poor old woman if I could take her home. She smiled and said yes. However the expression on her face soon changed when I started walking away with her cardboard box.

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A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.

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my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??

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stranger. do you want a lollipop. kid. no i hate lolipops so yeah and you are not my daddy.

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Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test

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Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.

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Your mom so poor she buys used food.

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How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus htm title=' of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community'>on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community

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