Im so poor that when robbers break into my house they bring me things <_>.
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Jay and Andrew, are best friends whom are almost alike, the difference between them both is Jay is poor and well…Andrew on the other hand is suck-a-dick-poor. Let me explain, Jay wakes-up in his room, walks to the kitchen and asks his mom Lisa (I call her Lisa now btw) if there is anything to eat, “No bitch !” She replies, so Jay drinks a glass of milk and goes back to bed. Now Andrew…wakes-up jumps out of bed and he’s in the kitchen, he sees his mom fixing some for work, after a long hard night of giving her husband blue-balls, “Anything left for me Mother?” Andrew asks “Sorry Honey, I have to eat to put food on the table and to get the running again.” *so she goes to work taking her time * Andrew sits by his bedside and says to himself “Man…I’d suck a dick for some water right now.” his mom storms back after hearing what he had said "I’ll buy you a soda if u do my first customer for me!!! "
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy I would poor out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
What’s a perfect example of poor management? A prostitute getting pregnant.
I see a poor guy. Mini me be like- mama can I giwve mwy spare money to him. ?? and my mum sais yes so I give my money and home feeling SO NICE while MY MOM knows he’s going to spend it on DRUGS we go back tomorrow and then after we go to the same place and then I see him with drugs. Me- what I think fck what I do ??.
A person in NYC is shot every 5 minutes. Poor guy.
Disney just released a new film about a poor kid with cancer. It’s called Finding Chemo.
I hate the poor, who’s with me the rich all the way!
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
jokes about the poor aren’t rich
Why do poor people eat insects? Because they’re locust!
Orphan more like “poor”phan because nobody likes him :)();((;’
Yo mama’s so poor I knocked on her front door of her house and realised I was already outside her backyard!
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