Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? – Because when they find the position, they can’t find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can’t find the position.
Those poor kids at Sandy Hook, all they wanted was books. Instead, they got magazines
Apparently, someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor bastard.
Yo mama so poor she can’t even pay attention.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie? A: They were both shot in a theater.
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick Poor bleach on it
my mom was poor so we had nothing to eat me sleep on the floor but now I’m rich rich rich ??
So my friends birthday was coming up, so I got him a new box to live in.
yo mama is so poor i saw her kicking a can and i ask her what was she doing and she said moving.
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire (A tire as in clothes and the tire? U get it? no? I’m lonely. add me on Xbox: DECIMUS PAX)
yo mama so poor she walked into a elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
One afternoon, a man was walking to a bar after work. Across the street, an Irish nun stood there waving her arms at the man. “Look at this poor drunkard! The Lord does not love him! He will be sent to Hell!” the nun shouted. The man walked over to the nun. “Hey! I had a hard day at work! I was going to get ONE beer! Have you ever even tried a drink before?” the man asked. The nun looked down and shook her head. “Well, if you tried it, you would probably like it! Would you want to try something?” the man asked. The nun replied, “Okay, only one thing.” “What would you like?” asked the man. He offered her beer and whiskey, but she declined. “How about a little gin?” the man concluded. “Okay, sure. But, can you ask them to put it in a mug so people don’t see what I’m drinking?” asked the nun. “Fine,” the man walks into the bar and waves to the bartender. “Hey, can I have a bottle of beer and a bit of gin? Also, can that be in a mug?” asked the man. The bartender looked up, with fury in his eyes. “Don’t tell me that damn nun is out there again!” the bartender said.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldnt pass the ?im not a robot? test
yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date she took off her shoe lases and said spaghetti
Hey guys todays funnyiest prank: Is when I poored a bunch of red whine into the chicken salad…to be honest and was a TON of whine I purded in there! My family could not tell the dirfense at all! Anyway bye thats the prankster! Next time or see time next!
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