whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
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