What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
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