What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
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One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
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