Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
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A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
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