What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
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