Priest jokes

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor

The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son. Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” “Yes it is,” the man replies. “You wanna buy a baseball?” the little boy

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Prst

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3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”

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Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10

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What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?

“Let us prey together.”

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What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest

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Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

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What do you call a catholic priest who molests children?

A catholic priest

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What kind of sex do priest love…nun

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What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?

— Their balls are just for decoration.

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What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

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When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.

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One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.

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