Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
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