What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
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A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
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Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
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