Priest jokes

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son. Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” “Yes it is,” the man replies. “You wanna buy a baseball?” the little boy

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Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

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What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.

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Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”

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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo

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What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers

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what kind of sex do priest love…nun

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There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”

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What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.

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Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".

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