my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” Priest: “What did you do Child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he touched my breast.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!” Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ” Girl: “But father he had AIDS!” Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
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