Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
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