what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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