What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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