When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
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