How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
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