What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
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What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
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What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
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