What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
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