what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
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Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ” St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!” A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar… He orders a drink.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
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