A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
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