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one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
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