Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
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