Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” Priest: “What did you do Child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he touched my breast.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!” Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ” Girl: “But father he had AIDS!” Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
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