Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ” St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!” A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar… He orders a drink.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
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