What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
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