What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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