Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
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