Priest jokes

What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

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What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

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Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”

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What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”

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Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

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What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law

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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic

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What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son. Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” “Yes it is,” the man replies. “You wanna buy a baseball?” the little boy

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Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10

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A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!

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