What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
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What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
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