What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
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