Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
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