How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
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what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
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