What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
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