Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
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What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
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