What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
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