What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
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