Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” Priest: “What did you do Child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he touched my breast.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!” Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ” Girl: “But father he had AIDS!” Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
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