What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
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