Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” Priest: “What did you do Child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he touched my breast.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!” Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ” Girl: “But father he had AIDS!” Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
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