Priest jokes

What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

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what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy

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What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.

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What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor

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Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

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There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child

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Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”

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What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.

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