So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
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