Priest jokes

What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.

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my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo

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What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

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What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.

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Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

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A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son. Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” “Yes it is,” the man replies. “You wanna buy a baseball?” the little boy

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

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What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest

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What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

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What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law

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Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.

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A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.

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