What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
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