What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
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