Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
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Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
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