girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
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What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
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