What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
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