Priest jokes

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

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A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”

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Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns

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What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face

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What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.

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What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest

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What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

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What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

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Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10

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One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.

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What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.

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What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor

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A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son. Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” “Yes it is,” the man replies. “You wanna buy a baseball?” the little boy

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What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry

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What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

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