A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
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