A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
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I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
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