What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
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