what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
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