What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
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