what kind of sex do priest love…nun
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
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