What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
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