What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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