What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
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Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead. Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife” Priest, “how so?” Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all” Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box" Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again” Then Matt walks out the door Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!” Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
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