Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
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