girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
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