What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
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