Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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