What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” Priest: “What did you do Child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he touched my breast.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!” Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ” Girl: “But father he had AIDS!” Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
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