Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
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