my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
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