What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
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