What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
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