I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
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Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
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