What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead. Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife” Priest, “how so?” Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all” Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box" Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again” Then Matt walks out the door Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!” Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
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