They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
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