Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead. Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife” Priest, “how so?” Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all” Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box" Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again” Then Matt walks out the door Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!” Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
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