Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
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What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
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