What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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