Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
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