3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
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