Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
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