What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
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