Priest jokes

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Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.

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Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

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There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”

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What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

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What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers

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What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

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