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What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
A bus full of Nuns falls of a cliff and they all die. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. Peter. St. Peter says to them “Sisters, welcome to Heaven. In a moment I will let you all though the pearly gates, but before I may do that, I must ask each of you a single question. ” St. Peter turns to the first Nun in the line and asks her “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” The Sister Responds “Well… there was this one time… that I kinda sorta… touched one with the tip of my pinky finger…” St. Peter says “Alright Sister, now dip the tip of your pinky finger in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted.” and she did so. St. Peter now turns to the second nun and says “Sister, have you ever touched a penis?” “Well…. There was this one time… that I held one for a moment…” “Alright Sister, now just wash your hands in the Holy Water, and you may be admitted” and she does so. Now at this, there is a noise, a jostling in the line. It seems that one nun is trying to cut in front of another! St. Peter sees this and asks the Nun “Sister Susan, what is this? There is no rush!” Sister Susan responds “Well if I’m going to have to gargle this stuff, I’d rather do it before Sister Mary sticks her ass in it!” A priest, a rapist, a pedophile and a homosexual walk into a bar… He orders a drink.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
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