my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
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