What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
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