What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
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