What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
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