Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
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