Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
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