How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead. Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife” Priest, “how so?” Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all” Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box" Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again” Then Matt walks out the door Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!” Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”
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