What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
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