What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
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