What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
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