A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
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