what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
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