Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
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