So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
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