What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
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