What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
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