What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead. Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife” Priest, “how so?” Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all” Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box" Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again” Then Matt walks out the door Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!” Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
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