What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
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