What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
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