What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
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