What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
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