What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
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