What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
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