Priest jokes

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.

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They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers

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Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”

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How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.

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What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”

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What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.

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A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son. Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” “Yes it is,” the man replies. “You wanna buy a baseball?” the little boy

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What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.

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There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”

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Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.

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What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!

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Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us

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