A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
RUS | ENG
