what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” Priest: “What did you do Child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he touched my breast.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!” Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ” Girl: “But father he had AIDS!” Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
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A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
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