Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
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what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
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