Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
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