3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
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