A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
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