What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead. Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife” Priest, “how so?” Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all” Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box" Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again” Then Matt walks out the door Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!” Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”
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Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
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