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What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
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