What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
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