Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
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