Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
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