what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
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