What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
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