Priest jokes

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What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.

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Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport

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What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor

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Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

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When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.

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There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.

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Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.

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Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

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What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.

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