What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
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