Priest jokes

When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.

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prst

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girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned

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what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy

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There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead. Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife” Priest, “how so?” Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all” Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box" Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again” Then Matt walks out the door Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!” Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”

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what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”

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3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”

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Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy

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Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”

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Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

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A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.

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What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?

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Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.

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