What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” Priest: “What did you do Child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he touched my breast.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!” Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ” Girl: “But father he had AIDS!” Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
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