my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
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What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
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What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
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