What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
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