What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
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