Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
RUS | ENG
