How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
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