Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
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