one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
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What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
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