What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
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