What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
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