When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
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