What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
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