girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
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