Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
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