Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead. Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife” Priest, “how so?” Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all” Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box" Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again” Then Matt walks out the door Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!” Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”
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