Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” Priest: “What did you do Child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he touched my breast.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!” Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ” Girl: “But father he had AIDS!” Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
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