What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
A little girl beinng Girl: “Forgive me Father for I have sinned” Priest: “What did you do Child?” Girl: “I called a man a son of a bitch.” Priest: “Why did you call him a son of a bitch?” Girl: “Because he touched my hand.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touches her hand) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call a man a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he touched my breast.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he touched her breast) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he took off my clothes, father.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he takes off her clothes) Girl: “Yes father.” Priest: “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch.” Girl: “Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where.” Priest: “Like this?” (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where) Girl: “YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!” Priest: (after a few minutes): “That’s no reason to call him a son of a bitch. ” Girl: “But father he had AIDS!” Priest: “THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!”
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
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