girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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