Priest jokes

What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law

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Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport

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What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor

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what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy

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3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”

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They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys

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Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

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A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”

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What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.

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Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

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A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day, the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet with her son. Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?” “Yes it is,” the man replies. “You wanna buy a baseball?” the little boy

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What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.

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A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!

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whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns

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What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.

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