Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
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