What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
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