When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
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