Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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