What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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