What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
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A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
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