What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
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