Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
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