What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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