Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
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