What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
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