what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead. Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife” Priest, “how so?” Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all” Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box" Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again” Then Matt walks out the door Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!” Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
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