one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
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