A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
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