what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
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