Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
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Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
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