There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
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