Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
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