Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? - Their balls are just for decoration.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
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