Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
A priest walks into a wine store "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: “I said what I said.”
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
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