How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
There are Three Sons Journey Korean and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island and a priest gave them each one wish the first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
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