what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, “Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?” The priest says, “Because I’m a father.” Johnny says, “Yeah? Well, my old man’s got three kids and he don’t wear his collar backwards.” The priest says “You don’t understand, son. I have thousands of children. ” Johnny says, “You should wear your f@ckin’ trousers backwards.”
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
What does a priest and a clown have in common? They both make children cry
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
I hated church growing up as a child, it was always standing, kneeling, sitting, standing, kneeling, sitting. I wish the priest would just pick a position and f*** me!
What did the choir boy sing to the priest? Nothing his mouth was full.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
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