girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
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What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
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