Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
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