One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
When a Muslim dies he gets 72 virgins. It’s the same thing with priests except the virgins are children.
What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”? A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common - They both like fairies sitting on them.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
Ten Catholic priests all die in a bus accident. When they arrive at the pearly gates, St. Peter acknowledges them. He sees that they’re all priests and immediately says "If any of you are pedophiles, there’s no point waiting here. You might as well eff off straight to hell right now!” Nine of the priests turn around and begin to walk away. St. Peter calls after them, "AND TAKE THE DEAF BASTARD WITH YOU TOO!”
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
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