One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
What’s the difference between a peanut and a priest? With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids? To tie his kangaroo down sport
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
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