How do you get a nun pregnant? – Dress her up as an alter boy.
What is the difference between a Priest and a Doctor The Doctor doesn’t like to give physicals.
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says “who has seen a cock” all the woman raised their hands “no who has seen a cock that is not theirs” half the woman’s htm title=' my cock” all the nuns hands went up'>hands went up “NO NO NO who has seen my cock” all the nuns hands went up
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father in law
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
What’s the opposite of an exorcism? It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
What is different about priests and acne. Acne waits until your 13 to cum on your face
what kind of sex do priest love…nun
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