What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
A wise man once said, "don’t think young, think tight" He was priest.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
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