What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
What’s the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile? One is Catholic
what do u call a preist in a room full of naked boys a Colonoscopy
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
girl: daddy ive been a bad girl priest: for the last time its father I have sinned
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
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my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
Do you know where priests go at night??? To all night sale a boys r us
What’s the similarity between Catholic Priests and Mcdonalds ? They both like sticking there meat in 6 year old buns.
What do priest and doctors have in common? They both do physicals on kids.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
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