What do a girl and a bar have in common? A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
Why is that kid walking like that?, Oh, he’s an alter boy
What to gift a child molester , who already has everything ? A bigger county with more believers
What’s the difference between a priest and target? Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. “What’s in the box?”, the priest asks. “Christian kittens”, the little girl answers. Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way. A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. “Ask her what she has in the box”, he says, “It’s the cutest thing!” The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. “Atheist kittens”, she says. The priest rushes forward and says "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were “Christian kittens! !!” “They were”, she says. “Now their eyes are open”.
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people “WHERES THE MEAT!”
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, “God is watching you when you masturbate”. I said, “Is God a pedophile too, Father?”
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
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