What do you call a catholic priest who molests children? A catholic priest
Whats similar between a priest and McDonalds? They both shove their meat inbetween 10 year old buns
A priest and a nun are traveling across the desert on a camel and when all the sudden the camel dies. They’re in the middle of the desert with no hope of rescue when that night the priest thinks to himself that he can’t die a virgin. He looks over at the nun and pulls out his penis. The nun says father what is that? He says this sister is the wand of life. The nun says good, now go stick it in that camels ass and let’s get the hell outa here!
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
Say all you want about priests but at least they drive slowly in school zones On a hot summers day a famous celebrity tweeted " it is a beautiful day and I`m deciding which kid to have fun with today" to which the local priest replied " I too am deciding which of your kids to have fun with today".
How come I have a father but not a dad? He was a priest.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common? They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?” To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
There’s a plane going down over the desert with only 3 parachutes on board. There are four people onboard, the smartest man in the world, the best doctor in the world, an old priest, and a young nerd. The doctor says, “People need me for my medical skills.” grabs the first parachute pack, and jumps. The smartest man in the world says, “People need me for my intelligence.” grabs a pack, and jumps. The old priest says, “I have lived a long and happy life. You take the last chute.” The nerd says, “Don’t worry. There are enough chutes for the both of us. The smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack.”
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him “What are you doing?!” Exclaims the priest “There is nothing on this Earth for me.” The Muslim says “I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!” The priest shakes his head “Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way! ” He says “Follow me, Ill take you to the local primary school.”
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