What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What do you call an orphan who grows up to become a priest? Father les.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex. He holds on to the schoolbag.
What do you call a sex offender attending church? A priest
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common? Little boys pants half off.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible: Thou shalt not f… altar boys
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?“ Father:“f@ck THE CHILDREN" Preist:” Do you think we’ll have time?”
Whats the difference between a Silver Medal and a Priest? They both came in a little behind.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
There was a man named, Matt, that went to the church to confess one of his most recent sins. He told the priest, I am here to tell you my sins. He was all for it and said go ahead. Matt, “Father, Last night I almost cheated on my wife” Priest, “how so?” Matt, “We were together naked, but we didn’t do anything just rubbed each other, that’s all” Priest, " RUBBING TOGETHER IS THE SAME THING AS PUTTING IT IN! for your sins you must never see that woman again and put $50 in the donation box" Matt, “okay i promise not to see her again” Then Matt walks out the door Priest, “Hey I saw you! you didn’t put any money in the donation box!!” Matt, “Yes I did, I took the money and rubbed it against the box because you said rubbing it is the same thing as putting it in”
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bar tender says “Hey Jim!”
Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.
A priest is drowning in a river… A boat comes along and asks to help him. He says “leave me alone, god will save me.” The next day another boat came along and asked to help him. Again he said "leave me alone, god will save me. " The next day the last boat came and asked to help him. Once again he told the boat that god will save him. The next day he died. He went to heaven and asked god "why didn’t you save me. " God said "I sent you three f*****ing boats and you didn’t take them! "
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