Man walks up to a priest. The man says “I am Jesus Christ.” The priest says “No you are not my son.” The man says " Follow me. " The man walks into the bar and the bartender says “Jesus Christ your back!”
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common?
— they both start at 12.
What do priest and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
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What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
— Their balls are just for decoration.
What do catholic priests and JCPennys have in common?
Little boys pants half off.
Have you heard of the new sequel to “the exorcist”?
A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son
Roast: What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One is hairy and smells like fish and the other is a walrus. Your welcome
What is the difference between a Catholic priest and Acne? – Acne comes on your face after you turn 13.
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What to gift a child molester, who already has everything? A bigger county with more believers
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says “what about the children” the rabbi says “f@ck the children” and the Priest says "do you think we’ll have time
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds?
They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What’s the difference between a drill and a priest? Nothing they both like screwing stuff!
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Why do Priests like playing the violin?
They get to finger A minor.
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