Father O’Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. “Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!” She gave him a puzzled look. “on what?” “Your mother tells me you’ve been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it’s a miracle.” Mary Agnes sighed. “My mother needs to get hearing aids if she’s going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it’ll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I’m f@cking is a St. Bernard.”
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
The worst part about church is that you’re constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can’t the priest just pick a position and f**k me already! A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests? ” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”
Why do priests like kids in wheelchairs? - Because they can’t run.
What do you call a reverse exorsism. It’s where a demon pulls a priest out of a child
What’s the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
3 nuns are talking and the first nun says, “u would never believe what i discovered.” intrigued, the other to signal her to continue. " i found a phone in the priests room." said the first nun. “oh thats nothing said the second one, i found condoms in one of his drawers.” said the second one. " what did u do with them." said the first nun. pridefully the second nun responds with, " i poked holes in all of them." and the third nun says, “oh sh*t…”
whats the difference between McDonald’s and a priest nothing… they both stick their meat in ten year old buns
What is a priests favorite song? – Magic flute in A minor
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest “Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing htm title=' father Priest Cause my hand is getting tired”'>it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired”
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? - they both start at 12.
Why do priests appreciate educated children? They don’t spit.
What’s a similarity between The Ark of the Covenant, The Holy Grail and a bunch of 12 year olds? They are all locked in the Priest’s basement.
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage? “Let us prey together.”
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
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