Puns jokes

I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday

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Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence

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I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it

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I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

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Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.

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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

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Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.

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Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs

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My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

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