I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday
Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
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