What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
There was a kidnapping at school… Don?t worry, he woke up.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.
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