Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. what a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson decide to go on a camping trip. After dinner and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” Watson replied, “I see millions of stars.” “What does that tell you?” Watson pondered for a minute. “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.” “Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.” “Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.” “Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.” “Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.” “What does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke: “Watson, you idiot. Someone has stolen our tent!”
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win. No pun in ten did
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. – I lost my case.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
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