I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
If trees could kill you, they wood.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.
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