Puns jokes

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I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it

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Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.

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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.

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Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.

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Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs

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