I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
how does a crazy person get to the woods? He takes the psychopath.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
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