Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
There was a kidnapping at school… Don?t worry, he woke up.
When the chair was invented, the inventor’s friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: ‘You might want to sit down for this.’
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.
I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?
How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
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