Puns jokes

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.

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Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

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Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve

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How do trees get online? – They just log in.

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My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

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Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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So what if I can’t spell Armageddon? It’s not the end of the world

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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace

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What do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree

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What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.

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