Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
how does a crazy person get to the woods? He takes the psychopath.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”
“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. How do you cut ancient Rome in half? With a pair of Caesars.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
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