Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.
My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year? ” I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel? It is ground breaking!
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
little johnny was siting in class one day and the teacher was talking about life and ask him " little johnny how do you want your wife to be like" and he answered " like the moon" and the teacher said " that’s such a beautiful answer because it calm and peaceful " and little htm title=' appears at night and disappears in the morning'>johnny said " no because it appears at night and disappears in the morning"
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
What do you call a Russian tree? Dimitree
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages? Because there were too many knights.
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