Puns jokes

An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”

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Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents

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I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.

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My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

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Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”

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What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator.

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What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.

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Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.

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How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

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