Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs
A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist. There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? – Well, the flag is a big plus.
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
Two artists had an art contest. – It ended in a draw.
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
a mexican was doing a magic trick he said “uno, dos,” then disappeared without a trace
Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it
Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.
I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…
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