I Googled “How to start a Wildfire”. I got 48,500 matches.
An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
I named my dog 5-Miles so now I tell people I walk 5-Miles everyday
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I’m still working on it
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve
I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!
Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs
What do you call 100 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare line. How do you cut ancient Rome in half? With a pair of Caesars.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
How does a fish always know how much they weigh? – Because they have their own scales.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.
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