Why did the blind man fall down the well? He just couldn’t see that well.
How do trees get online? – They just log in.
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender? A: Nothing! He was hung over. My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry So I threw a coconut at her
Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!
how does a crazy person get to the woods? He takes the psychopath.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
RIP boiling water. You will be mist. There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
There was a kidnapping at school… Don?t worry, he woke up.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…
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