Puns jokes

I’m the champion of this site I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary buddah. Now for my joke… Why does Peter pan always fly? Because he neverlands…

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Why did the library book go to the doctor? – It needed to be checked out.

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What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.

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How do trees get online? – They just log in.

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You know why I don’t buy Velcro items anymore? They are a total rip off.

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Have you ever tried eating a clock? It’s really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

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“Doctor, there’s a patient on line 1 that says he’s invisible” “Well, tell him I can’t see him right now.”

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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Why do bees have sticky hair They always use honeycombs

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What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? – A waist of time.

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Why did the gym close down? – It just didn’t work out.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.

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