Puns jokes

I wanted to make a belt out of watches, then I realized, it was a waist of time!

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I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them.

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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. – A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

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I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

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Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.

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I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.

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