If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel? It is ground breaking!
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
What do you call it when a midget waves at you? A microwave
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
I once ate a watch. It was time consuming.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? – One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
Why did the picture go to jail? Cause it was framed!
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
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