Do you know how to make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
If you’re waiting for the waiter at a restaurant, aren’t you the waiter?
I accidentally drank a little food colouring last night. I ended up dying inside.
Do you want to hear a money joke? Never mind it makes no cents
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.
I’ve never worn my gay sweater, it hasn’t come out of the closet yet
Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.
I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
New Teslas don’t come with a new car smell they come with an Elon Musk
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
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