Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel? It is ground breaking!
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking out of the box.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
What does a spy do when he’s cold? He goes under cover.
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wooden whistle. so I bought a steel whistle. But it steel wooden whistle. So I bought a lead whistle. But it steel wooden lead me whistle.
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