Puns jokes

I have a fear of speed bumps But i am slowly getting over it

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Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, “What kind of music do you like?” – The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

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If i’m the night guard at the Samsung store, does that make me a… guardian of the galaxy?

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I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.

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Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? – It was a grave mistake.

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Where did the cat go when it lost it’s tail? – To the retail store!

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If drinking alcohol makes you an alcoholic, does drinking fanta make you fantastic?

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Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. I guess it was just a Fanta sea!

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent. There’s a movie about constipation. It hasn’t come out yet.

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Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot.

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I’ve just been fired from the clock making factory after all those extra hours I put in.

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I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. – I’m not really a mourning person.

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A prisoner was told how he’ll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.

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What do you call a nose without a body? – Nobody knows.

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