How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.
I was addicted to the hokey pokey… but thankfully, I turned myself around.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar… It was tense.
Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
Why doesn’t the Sun go to college? – Because it has a million degrees.
My friend gave me sugar for my birthday, she thought it was cheap I thought it was pretty sweet
An atom loses an electron… It says, “Man, I really gotta keep an ion them.”
When a family friend passed away, my granddaughter took her three-year-old son to visit the widow. As they approached the front door, she whispered to the boy, “Make sure to tell her how sorry you are. ” He whispered back, “Why? I didn’t kill him.”
I told the doctor I didn’t want a brain surgery. But he changed my mind.
Some people think prison is one word…but to robbers it’s a whole sentence
Yesterday, a clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester! :D
I entered ten puns into a contest to see which one would win. No pun in ten did
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
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